Career Guidance for Library Students
by
David Lubar
You might not be a good candidate for library school if...
...you require both food and shelter on a regular basis
...you think the Dewey system has something to do with lawn sprinklers
...the phrase "perfectly bound" makes you giggle or blush
...you can't cope with having every single person you meet ask you how often you say, "Shush."
...you can't drive a manual shift
...you're puzzled by the success of Stephen King
...you're puzzled by the success of R. L. Stine
...you're not puzzled by the success of Bill O'Reilly
...you don't feel a balanced diet is 90% oatmeal
...teens frighten you
Copyright © 2004 by David Lubar
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