For Immediate Release
Carcass Reviews to Start Selling Reviewers
Having achieved stunning success with their innovative Carcass Discoveries (tm) program wherein self-published and Publish-on-Demand (PUD) authors can secure an unbiased, professional review for a paltry token fee of $350, Carcass Reviews has taken the next logical step and started selling reviewers. As Carcass's anonymous spokesperson Mr. X___ says, "This program builds on our expertise in delivering a really good reaming." For a mere $800 per hour, aspiring authors and other lonely people can have quality time with a reviewer in the privacy of their own home or at any convenient transient motel (room rates are extra).