Mummy Stuff

David Lubar

Everything You Every Wanted to Know About Mummies

Why is he wrapped in bandages?

He cut himself shaving.


All over his body?

Yup. They didn't have a lot of mirrors in those days.


Why doesn't he just stay in the pyramid and stop bothering people?

It gets very hot down there in the summer.


A Mummy Joke

If a mummy loses his bandages, how long does he have to stay in the hospital?

Until he is completely recovered.



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