Mummy Stuff

by

David Lubar

Everything You Every Wanted to Know About Mummies

Why is he wrapped in bandages?

He cut himself shaving.

All over his body?

Yup. They didn't have a lot of mirrors in those days.

Why doesn't he just stay in the pyramid and stop bothering people?

It gets very hot down there in the summer.

A Mummy Joke

If a mummy loses his bandages, how long does he have to stay in the hospital?

Until he is completely recovered.

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